Words Of A Concrete Girl

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Dillon's

For labor day weekend this year we all packed in the car and headed out to Dillon's beach. It was a little chilly, but worth it.

Arianna was able to come out for the day! Such a lovely surprise :)

Ben spent most of the morning all alone, digging a hole. Pretty cool.

Julia :)

The Aunts

We were really cold.

Kara!

Ben ruining our photoshoot.

Saturday, July 2, 2011

Moving

Ben and I have moved! We lived in Rancho Cordova for about two months with my grandfather and now we are living in Lincoln, CA. I am so glad to be here. Idaho was just to cold.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

My Little Lawn

This is my little lawn that grows on my window sill.

Every few days I have to mow it.

Monday, March 28, 2011

Guy Laramee

Such an amazing book artist. Someday, I'm going to try this.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Let's have a party ok?

In two weeks, Ben and I will be back in California! I can't wait to spend the summer there :)

Sunday, February 27, 2011

1. Watching The Little Mermaid on a lazy Sunday.
2. Dinner Parties
3. Julie B. Beck's fireside yesterday morning - what a great way to start the weekend :)
4. The Bright Bazaar - Such a great blog all about color, interior design, and finding the pretty things in life! Makes me happy just reading it.
5. Making Cream Puffs - I hope they turn out good!
6. Buying books at Deseret Industries - They are so cheap, I don't feel bad if I end up not liking the book.
7. Moving to California
8. Dressing up for themed Dinner Parties
9. Apartment Therapy - Saving the world, one room at a time!
10. Watching George Lopez with my favorite boy :)

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Google

Love google's logo today! So beautiful.

New and Improved Quote Box

Mom: This Tom thing is not that big of a deal.

Julia: I know, I know. It's not all about Tom.

Dad: Once cows get old, they just stand around all day

Mom: It's because they are eating, and their food is just so good they can't stop and move around. It's like lemonade.

"No Charlie, I won't! I mean...No way Jose!"
-Mom

"First you see the snakes and you're like: snakes. And then you see the rattles and your like "snaaaakes!"
-Mom

"'You can't call people Paul' has been in there forever! I'm funny! Why aren't I in there?" -Rachelle :)

"I'm tired, I'm not going to boil a chicken!" -Rachelle

One of my primary kids was telling the story of the Good Samaritan.
Kyle: He was carrying something in his pocket
Me (whispering): I think they were spices
Kyle: yeah, I think they were spicy raisins

"I am going to make Ashley cry tonight... I hope my hair looks good." -Bentley

Me: So what are you getting your mom for Mother's Day?
Primary Kid: I don't know, but I know what she wants.
Me: What's that?
Primary Kid: To lose some weight.

Sofia: What's up Paul?
Anthony: Sofia, you can't just call people "Paul!"

Rachel: Is it really quieter when I'm gone?
Julia: Yah, see...when you walk into the room and people see you, they get angry...and then it gets loud.

"It just stinks when you're eating oreo and you're just loving this taste and then you burp up Chow Mein. It's just like: 'Oh yah...I ate that.'"
-Julia

"[Heard while watching Valkerie] Wow, Hitler is everywhere. He's like the Kenny Ortega of Germany."
-Dad

"Cause a date with you just wouldn't be the same without you."
-Ben

Rachel: So cute!
Mom: You are so wierd. One minute you like me and the next minute you hate me.
Rachel:...I was talking about my shoes.

"HEEEEEEEY"
-AC

"I had to chew really fast to tell you my idea!"
-Julia

"That's shitzu, not the other poo."
-AC, my man

Julia: They are always hairy.
Kara: They weren't hairy in my pie!

"Hey we know an older man, wanna learn more about the church? .com"
-Mom

"Burn a mad steak."
-Rachel

"I feel like I'm supposed to be scared..."
-Mom

"I hate it when I see a rainbow in my turkey."
-Rachel

"When people hug me they say 'I like to hug you!'"
-Julia

"Because we had children and raised families, we couldn't use our creative juices to conquer the world, so we have to do this [dance] in the car."
-Caryn

"If you were a president, you'd be Baberaham Lincoln"
-A Commercial

"You gotta take a step before you get there..."
-Julia

Mom: Rachel, how do you like this shirt?
Rachel: Mom, that looks like a male tango dancer.
Mom: Isn't that what you want to be?
Julia: It has always been a gilrish dream of mine to be a male tango dancer.

*Heard during a commercial break*
Melissa: I miss Chuck!
Rachel:...We're watching it.

Megan: Kay we all just need to sit down.
Rachel:...We are sitting down.

"You should play that game where you cut things in half, and then in half again, and then you catch those little birds..."
-Melissa

"Do you like Raisin Bran? Do you like it better when I buy it or when you buy it?"
-I don't remember who said this...but it was hilariouse

Erica: Is someone tap dancing in the kitchen?
Elise: No...I was just attacked by a bunch of mixing bowls.

"Dude, I shut doors man."
-Arianna

"That took like half an hour! Which is really close to 30 minutes!"
-Rachel

"What's with you guys? It's like I'm talking to a bunch of stuffed elk."
-Spanish Teacher

"Every wrong answer is possible."
-Spanish Teacher

"One thing I still haven't figured out though is how the tiger in Aladdin could bite through that one prince's pants and get a bit of his underwear while leaving the underwear intact. It bothered me then, and it bothers me now."
-100 Hour Board Writer

"Why do you guys know so many elves?"
-LaDawn

Construction Worker: These luxury condos don't build themselves.
[Condo builds itself]
Mr. Mayor: Kay...that happened.

"What is our process? Usually it starts with a Holla!, ends with a creamcicle."
-Shawn

[Gus and Shawn are inspecting a firestation]
Gus: And they don't even have a dalmatian here, Shawn.
Shawn: Would you stop with the dalmatians already?
Gus: I'm just saying. It would be nice to see one in its natural habitat.
Shawn: They're not indigenous to firehouses, Gus.

"The straws are so small here, like, at In-N-OUt I can fit my whole tooth in there."
-Julia

Rachel: You have the easiest senior year ever. No school, a real easy job, what do you do with all your free time?
Julia: Welp, I read magazines...about government. Then I tutor. Then I stand in front of the heater cause it's warm. That's all.

JulesSF: Nick, Your nose is like a rose/ Your hair is like a pear/ Your eyes are like pies.
Girl #1: Awwwkward.
Girl #2: That is a disgusting poem.

"My cover is blown"
-JulesSF

"Let's say that Han Solo spent all three original movies telling Princess Leia how much he wanted to kill and eat her...Pretty stupid right?"
-An Editorial about Twilight

"Next time I go out, I will tell my date (repeatedly; perhaps every ten minutes) that I hunger for her in more ways than one. If I believed Twilight, nothing would turn her on more."
-An Editorial about Twilight

Mr. Mayor: Treats me like an idot! I am not an idiot. Do I look like an idiot?
Secratary: You know you don't want me to answer that.

Mr. Mayor: How would you look with a STAPLER in your head!

Sign: "A Miseltoe Majito Will Lift Your Spirits"
Julia: Isn't miseltoe poisonouse?
Dad: Sure that will lift your spirit...right outta your body!

Julia: Samuel, I heard you say "Gah"
Samuel: No I didn't! I said "Wook!"

"I know I'm different, but from now on I'm going to try and be the same."
-Judy Maxwell

"I don't know who he is bI hate him."
-Judy Maxwell

Hugh: I am Hugh.
Judge: You are me?
Hugh: No, I am Hugh!
Judge: Stop saying that! make him stop saying that.

Hugh: Don't touch me, I'm a doctor.
Judge: Of what?
Hugh: Music.
Judge: Can you fix a hi-fi?
Hugh: No.
Judge: Then shut up!

Judy Maxwell: I can't see!
Howard: There's nothing to see really, we're inside a chinese dragon.

"I have this head-bop stuck in my head"
-Rachel

Kate: Yah, his fingers are really big.
Rachel: That must be nice.

[some wierd lights start flashing in my car]
Rachel: Alex, your a boyscout, tell me what these lights mean.
Alex: I think they mean...wash your hands?

"Falling...with style!"
Ray & Jules

"The de-Santification process has begun!"
-That kid from The Santa Clause

Rachel: I don't want a camoflauge suitcase!
Melissa Mae: Yah cause when you get off the plane you'll be looking all around going, 'Where's my suitcase!'

Teacher: The things about the Russion Orthodox Church is that they're always in a hurry.
Class:...?
Teacher: Cause they're "Rushin'"?

Student: In indonesian culture you don't smile in pictures. As soon as the camera comes out you get rid of your smile.
Teacher: Kinda like Brigham Young's wives?

"What's it like being as awesome as you?"
-?

"Can I have ur numba, can I have it? Can I have it? Can I have it? Can I have it?"
-Math Joke

"Awww hiss and spit!"
-Sis. Harmon

"Hateful Thing!"
-Sis Harmon

"Oh is that what you had said?"
-Math Joke

"'Scuse me can I talk to you for a minute? The back of your head is ridiculus!"
-Math Joke

[Pretending to be a magician] "You'll notice my fingers never leave my hand!"
-Peter (From the Monkees)

"I want my ice-cream/So bad I'm gonna scream!"
-Julia, as Troy Bolton

"Yes on cookies!"

"Don't you wish that you could be a Hole In The Head?!?"
-Rachel

"Did you ever have a burp go WEEEEER?"
-Samuel

*Checking out my mom's new YELLOW shoes*
Rachel: Hey Mom, I love your green shoes
Mom: Actually, they are blue
Julia: Actually, they are white

"Evil is mine"
-That guy

*Repeated through out our trip*
"That Kenny Ortega's amazing!"
-Dad

*After watching Miley Cyrus's performance of "Fly On The Wall" during the AMA's"
Julia: All I could think was "Didn't Britney Spear's do this song like two weeks ago?"
Rachel: All I could think of was "Didn't Clay Aiken do this song like 5 years ago?"
Dad: All I could think of was "That Kenny Ortega is amazing!"

"Rachel, You are as small as my twinkie!
-Kirsten

"I might maybe like to say....no"
-Teacher

"You are as small as my twinkie!"
-Kirsten

Rachel (looking at my art history book): Rachie? Are you gonna do stuff like this some day?
Me (not really paying attention): like what?
Rachel: Like these pictures of the little mermaid….out of water.
Me: Whaaaa?

"My hair is stuck in your tripod!"
-Julia

"I'm gonna look so dumb with dental floss holding my pants together!"
-Me

"I'm not scared about being twubby!"
-Kate

"This is my imagination dragon. Without him…I stink."
-Melissa

"When it comes to flies and mosquitoes...I'm kinda a serial killer."
-World Religion teacher

"I honk when I go past a golf course so people miss their shot."
-World Religion teacher

"Holy Cow!....that's a hindu pun"
-World Religion teacher

"[during an akward moment] Kay......that was diverse."
-World Religion teacher

"He belongs to the Jello Belt, you know, Utah and Idaho."
-World Religion teacher

Student: It's to late!
Teacher: No it's not to late, maybe to apologize, but not to buy your book.

[At an imaginary going away party] "5...4...3...2...and he's gone!"
-Rachel

"Days of our Kate"
-Kyle

"They have the tinniest straws here. Like, at In-N-Out, I can fit my whole tooth in there"
-Julia

Rachel: She's a man!
Kyle: Manly Cyrus!

"Miley May Myrus"
-Rachel

Rachel: Hey they're from the quince party!
Julia: You just say that cause they're Mexican

[We drive past a field where a big machine is stacking hay]
Julia: [shiver] Those things scare me!
Mom/Rachel: Why?
Julia: Because they pick up hay.....and stack it. A machine shouldn't know how to do that.

Rachel: We were high off the oxygen that was wafting toward us.
Julia/Kate: Wafting?

"She will do great things."
-Viola

"I got a lifetime-a-knowledge."
-Viola

"I am a dude. I am a Hunkin' dude!"
-Viola

"Crazy? I was Crazy once. I lived in a Chicken, it drove me CRAZY! Crazy? I was crazy once."
-Alex

Alex: Hey Julia, Say: 'Give me a hug Perry'
Julia: Kay, Give me a hug Perry
Alex: I'm not Perry

Mom: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
R&J: Why?
Mom: To hide in cherry trees!

Sam: I killed this swine hog thingie and sold it to costco.
Mom: Sam, that's a turkey
Sam: Oh….Well it was as big as a pig!

"I'm the president of the United States! Do you like cake?"
-Samuel

Ryan:…anyways, the missionaries support me, and I'm listening to Taking Back Sunday, and I'm wearing a shirt that no one else has.
Rachel: That was the most confusingly complicated sentence I have ever heard.

"Hey Howie! We're gonna be late!"
-Samuel

"I noticed you from across the couch..."
-Arli's friend

"I would rather be all alone with a cookie than all alone with the Hottest guy in the world."
-Anonymous

[Heard while watching the Thriller music video] "I think I would rather be eaten by my zombie boyfriend than by just a random zombie."
-Anonymous

[playing Apples to Apples] "A spare tire is neither plump nor tender but very useful in times of need"
-Garret

"There's no matching color to shiney, so you just gotta wear it with everything."
-Dallin

[while watching the part of the Little Mermaid where they trap the shark in that anchor thing] "And then the shark suffocated because he couldn't swim aroud and breath."
-Lara

[critiquing our photography] "I like your picture...but I'm worried that your never gonna get married if you keep going home so much."
-Photo Teacher

[surrounded by tons of chemicals and soaking photo paper] "Something smells bad....I think it's your contaminated seaweed."
-Photo teacher

"I didn't introduce Gold Toner because it's 'oooh baby'"
-Photo Teacher

"Sometimes my friends and I come in here at night, turn out the lights, and have raves. You know, we play music (boom boom yah)....just don't tell President Clark."
-Photo Teacher

"You can ski 10 months out of the year in Rexburg. The other two are to cold."
Bro. Kumferman

"My toes are very agile, and I would think that you would want those genes in your kids genes."
-Rachel

"Knock if we get married."
-Caiti

Rachel: Arg! I've been working on this so hard and it just keeps messing up!
Lara: keep that in mind, that's how Heavenly Father feels everytime you mess up!

"I really like the movie The Hunch of Notreback Dame"
-Lara

Melissa: What are you eating?
Rachel: It's called "Burrito"...it's a Mexican dish.

"The candy you eat....not the Candi you make friends with."
-Lara

"My abs don't rock, they just got finished with a fifth grade piano recital."
-Lara

"I've never had a student die while photographing...but if I did, I would feel sooo bad. I would probably print some of their pictures and we'd display then and have a little memorial, it would be fun!"
-Photography Teacher

"He asked me on a date and I got nervouse and started talking about poliotomic ions."
-Candi

Melissa: I don't have any band-aids because they all fell in the trash can.
Rachel: Why didn't you just get them out?
Melissa: Wellll they fell in the toilet first.

"If there's no wind, there's nothing to blow the leaves around."
-Danny

"So these guys are underneath a river in Spain learning magic....it's kinda like a 14th century Harry Potter."
-Hispanic Lit. Teacher

Rachel: One of my biggest fears is being put in a position where I can't escape.
Caiti: Yah, like being chased by a jaguar and not being able to climb a tree? I've been thinking about that a lot today...

"What the heck Bishop!"
-Candi

"So let me tell you how I met your mom....I was in the hospital, in this really dark place, and then I was like "Where am I?" And then I came out and I saw this mom there. And then I was like, "This must be Rachel's Mom!"
-Julia

"Awww, I wanna make up a good quote so Rachel will write it down!"
-Kara

"What do you think you are...a TOASTER!"
-My Mother

[Matter of factly] “Well, we are very similar to sea stars….and they have no brain!”
-Julia

[Julia’s mutterings while studying for her biology test] “It’s just that, when you get to chordata it’s so boring……fish are boring….and so stupid…..and I don’t get why fish are any smarter than octopuses.”
-Julia

“It’s like a flower…that crawls away!”
-Julia

“So I was sitting here at this puzzle wondering, ’where does this piece go?’”
-Rachel

Arianna: Hey check this out, Rachel looks like a fish!
Julia: No, I would say she looks more like a basking whale….or a basking shark.

“You can’t spell slaughter without laughter”
-Adam

“Some people lie….I LIE!”
-Julia

“Why couldn’t the cow cross the road?....Because Dad wouldn’t let him!!”
-Julia

"I hate this exit because first you die, and then you go back to where you came from!"
-Rachel

"If I'm talking to you and I realize your either against liberty or a friend of Satan, our conversation probably won't go to well..."
-American Heritage Teacher

"Man Giggles..."
-Rachel

Setting: Chem6A Video Shoot
*Tim spills juice on Chad*
Chad (thinking): Why I oughta......

"Switchfoot Stress came early this year..."
-Julia

"I don't want your friends going....'Work it, Work it, Work it' and I don't want you workin' it."
-Photography teacher about our self-portraits

"Adding friends on facebook is an act of charity"
-Caiti

“Sorry about my hair. I just got back from riding my horse backwards.”
-Rachel

“Do you like kissing boys that still have their wisdom teeth?”
-Megan’s Friend

“Sorry, I had a laugh stuck in me.”
-Rachel

"So...*awkward silence*....did you get your earrings at the D.I.?"
-Brian

[speaking about Laman and Lemuel]
"So they kept wackin on their brethren..."
-Bro. Kumferman

"I am the government. Give me your meat!"
-American Heritage teacher

"And your here [at BYU-I] why??...........To get married of course! Weren't you listening to devotional!!!"
-American Heritage teacher

"I would take you guys to Hogi Yogi...but I gave away all my coupons"
-Brian

“Sometimes people say I look like Tom Cruise while I’m wearing my sunglasses.”
-Joey

“I know it’s not your fault but I’m so glad you speak English.”
-Jon Foreman

“Eternity is so long.”
-Candi

“Crazy? I was crazy once…”
-Julia

“Don’t you have homework?”
-Candi

"Walking behind the Stapp family brings good luck while fishing"
-A Chinese proverb by Rachel

"I've been to the year three thousand
Not much has changed, but they lived underwazen
'Cause that's what they call water in the year three thousand
And I'm really fine
Really fiiiiine"
-Rachel & Julia's interpretation of The Jonas Brothers

"[Nacho Libre Voice] Boyd and Diane took home a really nice fridge and had, like, six or eight kids or something. Every single one of them could walk, and they could talk, and they could crawl on their belly like a reptile. Except for one...named Caryn...she couldn't do a somursault or anything. I'm a little worried about her salvation and stuff. Anyways...the end."
-Julia...as nacho

"How could you marry this potentially hairless non-Italian??"
-My mother

Sofia: Baby Giraffes, baby tigers, baby dogs, baby lions, and baby rocks?
Jake: They're so cute!

"Have you ever seen the deer heads on the walls of bars, the ones wearing party hats, sunglasses, and streamers? I feel sorry for them because obviously they were at a party having a good time..."
-Ellen DeGeneres

"I tried to walk into Target, but I missed"
-?

"Have you noticed that anybody going slower than you is an idiot and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"
-?

"If carrots are so good for your eyesight, how come I see so many dead rabbits on the highway?
-?

"So they're showing me, on television, the detergents getting out bloodstains. I mean, come on, you got a T-shirt with bloodstain all over it. Maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem right now."
-Jerry Seinfield

"About a month ago, I got a cactus. And a week later, it died I got really depressed becuase I was like, [Dang], I am less nurturing than the desert."
-Demetri Martin

"Don't touch that dial. And if you TV has a dial, go buy a new one."
-Stephen Colbert

"[Singing]Everybody makes mistakes,
Everybody has those days [end of singing]
Except for me....cause I'm *Perfect!!*"
-Samuel

"Smoking tobacco is like smoking a teddy bear"
-Rachel

"Slytherin kinda sounds like dungeon"
-Rachel

"I made out with two Tims!"
-Kate

"Make the connection between..."
-Anna Banana

Anna: I smell Mexican food.
Kate: AAHH! It's a murderer!

"Wha- KATE!"
-Rachel

"Ok, she didn't feel me poke her so it's ok to stab her now"
-The Murderer

"A I G M O V!"
-Anna

"I've never touched anything as soft as this toe"
-Becca

"You know it's time for the second coming when they put a nursery in the singles ward"
-Julia

"TBINF"
-Rachel

"Don't die Ryan, cause then no one will make fun of my hands
-Ryan

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......I Just kicked a rock.......HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
-Julia

"If you sing I will comment you!"
-Kyle

Rachel: Macaroni Legs?
Julia: No Spaghetti legs?
Together: BENDY STRAW LEGS!

[Angela's response to my concern after almost falling off another persons shoulders] "Don't worry, you won't fall far"
-Angela Shellhammer.......lol....she didn't mean it.

"I'm so high, I swear I could fly!"
-Oliver (and they say this is a family show....psh)

"Purple Magic"
-Katie

"WHALE FEED! 50 cents here 75 cents inside!"
-Julia

"I really should stop smoking it is bad for me, but I am just to Glamorous to stop "
-Chris

Carver (my Asian friend): "Try to guess my middle name. It's my great-great-grandfathers name. His last name was Okiwakiono"
Dana: uuuuum, (she rambles off a bunch of japanese sounding names), Fine. Just tell us what it is.
Carver: Roy

[sung to the star wars theme music] "Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi...ooo yeah!
Star wars, Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi, let's watch em all,
let's watch em all....
OOO YEAH!!!"
-Katie, Rachel, Julia, and Ciara!

"oliver oliver never before has a boy wanted more of that food glorious food it is just so glamorous just like oom pah pah!"
-Chris

"Give me a break, I just lost my wife and my goat."
-Tad Hamilton

"G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S.......Drinkin' the Champagne"
-Christopehr, everynight before Oom-Pah-Pah...lol

"I'm a magnet. That's why I can't wear digital watches"
-Christopher

"Well then I'm not packing your bags"
-Ciara

"MUSH MUSH MUSH MUSH MUSH......"
-Kati and Julia

"Sorry, I was just waiting for that other car to catch up."
-My dad

"Dang, I can't divorce her now cause people will think it's because of her leg!"
-Arianna.......hahahahahaha wow.

"WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY DRESS! Call this toll free number: 1-800-DRESS-HELP for your free consultation! Must be 18 or older to call."
-Kim

"WWW.WhatsWrongWithMyTights.COM"
-Kim

"www.WHRSMYHNGR.com
-Kim

"I luv corn, cause it's just like popcorn. Except it's softer and not popped."
-Julia

"Fur-illz. With a z. Like frills, but with a z."
-Rachel

"Now always remember girls, you can't go steady with a jerk."
-My father

"Your brain is obviously not a computer."
-Julia

"No hablo estupido"
-Dana

"Hey Julia! Double Double"
-Ryan

"Mrs. Cogsworth!"
-The Beast

"We're so cool and nobody even knows it"
-Arianna

"Stop touching my hermosa"
-Rachel

"I'd pick up his tissue"
-Janet

"Can I touch your coat? AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH"
-Arianna

Sarah: What would you do if the tree caught on fire?
Rachel: Nothing
Sarah: What would you do if the world blew up?
Rachel: I'd die.

"The frost is biting me"
-Nick

[Describing our seminary teacher]"Giddy as a school boy"
-Julia

"It's not stalking, it's more like obsessivly shadowing"
-Ryan

"I can't make kissy faces. I don't have enough experience"
-Rachel

"You're number 12"
-Dana

"She has a charming smile, and magnificant mandibles"
-The Amazing Earth

"It wouldn't be a murder without a blue couch."
-Carver

"There's no better find than finding myself with you"
-Mute Math

"So they imported bowls for the orphanage from Taiwan?"
-Carver

"If I didn't have eyebrows, bugs would attack me?!?!?"
-Rachel

"Intent never makes a sound"
-Anberlin

"Peanut butter and jelly in the same jar. I don't understand that. I mean, I'm lazy but I'd like to meet the guy that needs that. This guy must be thinking, "I could go for a sandwich, but I'm not gonna open TWO jars. I can't be opening and closing all kinds of jars and cleaning WHO KNOWS how many knives"
-Brian Regan

"I deserve this. This is all because I forgot to feed my pet turtle, Sheldon in kindergarten. He went to heaven, and now my life is bad."
-Josh

"Oh yeah, Josh, I live to sabotage baked goods!"
-Drake

Josh Nichols: "I hope you go bald!"
Drake Parker: "I hope they cancel Oprah!"
Josh Nichols: "Take that back!"

"Hiya Mister!"
-Rachel

"Women do not ussually call each other 'sisters' until they have called each other many other things first"
-Algenon

"Nothing Says 'HAPPY ANIVERSARY" like two salamies and a shovel"
-Josh

"Do not laugh at me but it has always been a girlish dream of mine to marry a man named Earnest"
-Cecily

"I gotta get me some plumbers!"
-Arianna

"I shop at the emo store....but these pants are from abercrombie"
-Kara

"Harry Potter must love....or die?"
-Kara

"My wife is Dumbledore"
-Bro. Waite

"The sunshine is STRONG with you!"
-Samuel

"I know! Lets call him Poke-Poke-Mon-Mon......or Tim"
-Rachel

"Say something about her dress: It's PINK!"
-The Beast

"PO-O-E-M!!!"
-Jules

"Lightspeed: you can go through cars because the molecules don't align....unalign....or realign....they STAY THE SAME!"
-Jules

"It was like a charmin wonderland"
-Arianna

"Mormon Magic"
-Ryan

Mr. Nichols: "Think fast!"
[ball misses and hits a lamp]
Drake Parker: "Lamps don't think that fast."

"I drank his signature!"
-Kate

"Clapping games and Slapping games are not the same, they just rhyme"
-Ryan

"It has something to do with the phonebook!"
-HAHAHAHAHA

"You'll be as healthy as....a totally healthy person!"
-Kate

"It's like a circle of Fry-Hood"
-Dyllan

"Rebelliouse Apple Juice"
-Kate

Sam: "I can Swallow a whole fruitloop!”
Jules: "(unimpressed) Wow."
Sam: "Yah, and I can also swallow a penny!"

"Once upon a time I saw this cat on the way to school. At school we played tag. I was it and I was running and running....well, actually there never was a cat."
-Janet